Bak bak hai aapki sun li,
Kis khet ki aap hai muli
Tedhe sawaalon ke hai
Tedhe jawaab
Miyaan na bibi raaji
Phir bhi lage hain kaaji
Itane asamnjas mein hai
Kyun janaab
Kyun janaab, kyun janaab,
Kyun janaab, kyun janaab
Hona hai jo usako ji hone de,
Rote hai jo unako ji rone de
Ungali karate kyun har jagah,
Kyun vichlit hai kyun khafa
Kyun keeda hai aapko,
Kyun pida hai khaamkha
Kyun janaab, kyun janaab,
Kyun janaab, kyun janaab
Jisako jo kehana hai kehane de,
Kutte ki dum hai tedhi rehane de
Kaam se kaam apna bas rakhe
Ungali karate kyun har jagah,
Kyun chintit hai bewajah
Kyun keeda hai aapko,
Kyun pida hai khaamkha
Kyun janaab, kyun janaab,
Kyun janaab, kyun janaab
Asantulit sangat hai,
Pida ke aachumbak hai
Chhode apna chirkut bhram,
Tyaage sab kaaryakram
Asamjas hai aapaka kuchh,
Karam karein na soche kuchh
Guthali chhode khaaye aam,
Aapse meri traahi maam.
